It's been a long time since i last blogged.....sorry bout that.....
Last week t-dubs was here all week (tanya)....so that was fun times.....we went to the beach for mine and scott's bday...it was a good chill day...we pretty much just chilled all week....of course i had to still work.....and now i'm sick...i guess the combo of no sleep...singing too much...going out dancing late..for halloween..which brings me to this...
We went out dancing on halloween at a club here called "Rockin' Rodeo"..and if you know me at all..you know i dont really enjoy country...but...this bar is fun..cause on side is total country..and the other is metro..it's cool......and of course on ween (as jamie calls it) everyone was dressed up.....or had on lack of clothes as most of the ladies did......i would lilke to highlight some of the freaks i saw on that night...
the most memorable..was the man dressed as a giant penis..yes, that's right....a huge penis..even down to the balls for ankles...
The was a ronald mcdonald clown there too...clowns..my faves.....i happen to turn around when he was inches from my face and let out my best 3rd grade scream...tanya and scott had to shield me from them all night....
The three of us were discussing how halloween was just an excuse for some girls to wear nothing....and that you couldnt just find a nurse..it was a slutty nurse, a slutty devil, a slutty cop, a slutty ______ fill in the blank....
there was this one chick, that all she wore was her bra and undies..with wings on....nice, who do you think you are..vicky secret....o..but my fav part of her outfit was that she had to still carry her cell phone..which was conveniently sticking out of her undies wasteband.....nice...and by nice..i mean effing tacky....
the winners of the costume contest..were none other than cheech and chong...they deserved to win..they had well thought out costumes..and stayed in character all night..not to mention they had the biggest mock fatty blunt ever.....and they threw out fake little j's all night....(although i didnt confirm that they were actually fake)..
there was a pee wee herman look alike....and the dude didnt even wear a mask....he really looked just like him...
o and did i mention that i have never seen so many girl on girl action on the dance floor..it made me want to puke....
speaking of dance floor....there was the crazy middle aged drunk guy that stood on the dance floor and jsut watched everyone dance.....he was standing right next to us..with his beer breath and his budweiser jacket on..that must have been his outfit.....he played the part of drunk guy well...
o...i almost forgot about "jean angel" or "denim butterfly" we cant decide what she was...she was a 40 something lady..who just had on jeans and a black shirt and some wings......and boy could she dance....and by dance i mean...thrash her head around and run her hands through her hair....
Wings...everyone had on wings.....which, yes wings are great....but not when you slap some on with your jeans and shirt.....nice costume...dorks..i saw at least 3 women who just did that......
ok..enough costume ranting.......there were some good ones...among them..the pregnant nun..a 'ween' classic....
Last week t-dubs was here all week (tanya)....so that was fun times.....we went to the beach for mine and scott's bday...it was a good chill day...we pretty much just chilled all week....of course i had to still work.....and now i'm sick...i guess the combo of no sleep...singing too much...going out dancing late..for halloween..which brings me to this...
We went out dancing on halloween at a club here called "Rockin' Rodeo"..and if you know me at all..you know i dont really enjoy country...but...this bar is fun..cause on side is total country..and the other is metro..it's cool......and of course on ween (as jamie calls it) everyone was dressed up.....or had on lack of clothes as most of the ladies did......i would lilke to highlight some of the freaks i saw on that night...
the most memorable..was the man dressed as a giant penis..yes, that's right....a huge penis..even down to the balls for ankles...
The was a ronald mcdonald clown there too...clowns..my faves.....i happen to turn around when he was inches from my face and let out my best 3rd grade scream...tanya and scott had to shield me from them all night....
The three of us were discussing how halloween was just an excuse for some girls to wear nothing....and that you couldnt just find a nurse..it was a slutty nurse, a slutty devil, a slutty cop, a slutty ______ fill in the blank....
there was this one chick, that all she wore was her bra and undies..with wings on....nice, who do you think you are..vicky secret....o..but my fav part of her outfit was that she had to still carry her cell phone..which was conveniently sticking out of her undies wasteband.....nice...and by nice..i mean effing tacky....
the winners of the costume contest..were none other than cheech and chong...they deserved to win..they had well thought out costumes..and stayed in character all night..not to mention they had the biggest mock fatty blunt ever.....and they threw out fake little j's all night....(although i didnt confirm that they were actually fake)..
there was a pee wee herman look alike....and the dude didnt even wear a mask....he really looked just like him...
o and did i mention that i have never seen so many girl on girl action on the dance floor..it made me want to puke....
speaking of dance floor....there was the crazy middle aged drunk guy that stood on the dance floor and jsut watched everyone dance.....he was standing right next to us..with his beer breath and his budweiser jacket on..that must have been his outfit.....he played the part of drunk guy well...
o...i almost forgot about "jean angel" or "denim butterfly" we cant decide what she was...she was a 40 something lady..who just had on jeans and a black shirt and some wings......and boy could she dance....and by dance i mean...thrash her head around and run her hands through her hair....
Wings...everyone had on wings.....which, yes wings are great....but not when you slap some on with your jeans and shirt.....nice costume...dorks..i saw at least 3 women who just did that......
ok..enough costume ranting.......there were some good ones...among them..the pregnant nun..a 'ween' classic....