yesterday's day off was brought to you by "Franks & Beans"...
yesterday tony and i went to the beach to have a fun day off and picnic...we decided to rent bikes and cruise down the bike path from santa monica to venice beach...needless to say, tony was a little rusty on a bike...he kept swerving and i made the mistake of making the comment that he looked retarded....so he decided that is just what he will be....tony proceeded to act like my retarded kid swerving all over, making a face that made him look like he had 3 chins, and repeating the words "franks & beans" (a la something about mary)...so that everyone within a mile could hear....i was beat-red as people looked and laughed...i have to admit it was quite funny..but i was a little embarassed needless to say...
also yesterday this lady came up to us while we eating lunch, and in a very robotic-i-have-alzeihmers-but-am-not-homeless-voice says, "i'm hungry, will you feed me." i just stared at her and tony goes...."wanna cookie"....as i continued to stare at her, and as she continued to stare at tony, i handed her a cookie...as she walked away, i wanted to tell her that the cookie was a sugar-free-atkins cookie and would probably give her gas...but i was still a little weirded out and speechless...
yesterday tony and i went to the beach to have a fun day off and picnic...we decided to rent bikes and cruise down the bike path from santa monica to venice beach...needless to say, tony was a little rusty on a bike...he kept swerving and i made the mistake of making the comment that he looked retarded....so he decided that is just what he will be....tony proceeded to act like my retarded kid swerving all over, making a face that made him look like he had 3 chins, and repeating the words "franks & beans" (a la something about mary)...so that everyone within a mile could hear....i was beat-red as people looked and laughed...i have to admit it was quite funny..but i was a little embarassed needless to say...
also yesterday this lady came up to us while we eating lunch, and in a very robotic-i-have-alzeihmers-but-am-not-homeless-voice says, "i'm hungry, will you feed me." i just stared at her and tony goes...."wanna cookie"....as i continued to stare at her, and as she continued to stare at tony, i handed her a cookie...as she walked away, i wanted to tell her that the cookie was a sugar-free-atkins cookie and would probably give her gas...but i was still a little weirded out and speechless...
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OK. i AM CRYING from laughter. "Franks and beans!" omg , tony i love you!
And again, Tony, I love you re: the whole, "wanna cookie?" a;lsdkfjd;sl
Um, also shells, your description of, "I have alzheimers but I am not homeless" thing made me snort.
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:13 PM
These stories were real funny. I think it is funny that she just took the cookie and went away too. It sounds like you had a good day off.
Posted by
Tanya |
12:40 PM